EmoFlamingo Banjo
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name: EmoFlamingo Banjo

position in wenis: I strum some strings attached on some cardboard

age: I'm as old as seventeen magazine

location: a grand city by the name of mountain view

status: hmm...let's spare me the embarrassment, no?

One lovely night, after work, I went to my first session of Alcoholics Annonymous. It was a touching thing I'll admit but I fell asleep after being there for a minute. Later on the evening, I went to the liquor store, bought some coconut rum and got drunk on the dangerous streets of mountain view. I know, I know, I shouldn't have done that but even to this day, I still do the same thing so don't give me crap about it. Anyway, while I was roaming around, everything turned a bit slushy and I think I passed out but while I was in this trans, I was in this beautiful field with a bunch of pink bunnies
and suddenly, why, I was a bunny without a bad ass tail! Yeah! YEAH! And we started roaming this field and they were chanting this word WENiS while
encircling me. I guess it was some kind of ritual for new comers because they crowned my ass with a lovely white ball as well as branding my ass with the word "WENiS." And for those who want to see it, you can't because my ass is sacred. When I finally regained conciousness, I was at work with this girl
named Iku asking me why I was strumming my banjo and rubbing my ass. I told her I played that instument and I showed her my lucious branded butt cheek
and she imediately asked me to jam with the other members of her group. Thus leading to my membership of the greatest band in the world...*silence* WENiS.

Scary WENiS

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