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Sinnamon Klickymaka
Wanna see sumthing TOO hot and sinful?? heh heh Look down!
name: Sinnamon Klickymaka.
nicknames: Sin, sinny, Klicky, sinshin, sin-chan
POSiTiON iN THE WENiS: on top. *HAHA* seriously, it's rocking your bottom
off w/ the love of my life, Donny. (my guitar you retard).
age: How old do i look??
location: check your pants
STORY: Alright you motherfuckers, it's 2.45 in the goddamn AM and i've been forced to talk. so i'm not goddamn happy about this. but listen up and listen close, cause yer only gonna hear my story once, BITCH. back when i was five, some crazy motherfucker threw some glow-stick goo in my eyes, almost making me blind. that's where i got my glasses. you fuck w/ my glasses, i fuck w/ you, bitch!! they put the SIN in sinnamon!!! but ANYWAY, this does make sense once i get later into the story...Out of this traumatic experience, i hate all glowsticks and goddamn, do i HATE ravers. any of that lame ass "liquid" dancing in front of me shall immediately be resolved w/ a glowstick UP THE ASS. don't mess w/ texas, and don't mess w/ me. so around the age of eleven, i'm innocently playing on the blacktop when some loser beaned me in the back of the head w/ a dodgeball. motherfucker, was i pissed off. my glasses flew off and everything! i was blind as a fucking bat and as ready to kick some ass when a nice little gay boy gave me my glasses back. i forgot who i wanted to kill, and made friends w/ this boy. his name was donny. me and donny started hanging out and we got as close as you can get w/out fucking and the whole lot. but when i was thirteen he got "adopted" by some rich old guy in san francisco, and i never heard from him
again. that fucking sucked. i heard he's turning tricks now, but whatever. so to get my mind off of him, i figured, "Fuck, might as well be constructive" so i decided i'd take up playing the guitar. boy howdy! I fucking played the guitar like a motherfucking god. and wouldn't you know,
my dad decided to be nice to me and actually bought me a guitar that wasn't and from the flea market. it was all sparkly blue and gorgeous and the moment i saw it i thought "HEY, that reminds me of donny!!" ...thus my guitar was named donny. pretty cool. being as hardcore as i am, i needed an outlet for all my energy and rage. good friend notoreyous got me into the band idea. at first i was all "fuck that. fuck people" but then i realized i needed these guys. so then i happily accepted it. but i didn't start out w/ donny right off the bat. my first brush w/ WENiS was during a time where i wasn't so downright hardcore and sexxxy, so all i did was kinda manage stuff. talk stupid bitches into letting 'em play at their wimpy little churchgrounds and bakeries.. and i'd make sure all the WENiS stickers/patches/shirts/dildos were made w/ the utmost care. i still do, but me and donny got the WENiS in us, and couldn't resist joining in on the FUCKING MADNESS.
so that's my story. on a whim i decided to get involved in all this crazy shit, and decided that WENiS isn't just a band- it's a way of life.
WENiSCORE FOR LIFE!
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